Top Nine Reasons To Listen To NPR:
9) There is nothing like the dreary tones of BBC radio to tire a weary insomniac.
8) Most programs still have their catchy pop-intros from the 90's.
7) The pledge drives are only once every six months, meaning twenty times more non-coercive coverage than PBS.
6) Since the people today are so ugly, it's nice to have news that doesn't require opening your eyes.
5) Monotony is key to a healthy ear.
4) You don't need famous people when you can hire people who sound like them for half the price
3) Commercials have never been so nonexistent before.
2) Who needs flashy images when a number of lengthy descriptive phrases would do?
1) Intelligence is currently in vogue.
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